Tag: fantasy

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Ari:
Matthias! We're Here!
Good morning, puny mortals!
Puny mortals: Good morning!
Matthias: Puny mortals?
Ari: Well, sure! They are mortals! And to me, they're quite puny! Now let's get some coffee! Come along now, Matthias!
   

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Ari: Are you supposed to be here? I’ve never seen you here before. You should wash your hair! It’s quite a mess!
Matthias: ‘Scuse me?
Ari: I’m sorry. The rest of you looks fine… it’s just if my hair looked like yours, I would be annoyed if no one told me…
Matthias: I appreciate your honesty, but I’ve only just met you…
Ari: Pleasure to meet you… I am called Ari.
Matthias: Matthias, likewise.
          

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Allan: Now, kid I INSIST you stay with me and my family for the night!
Matthias: You sure? I don't wanna impose.
Allan: Nonesense! Believe it or not, this town is well known for its hospitality! It's part of the reason I decided to live here after my own years of adventuring! My wife is the best healer in this here town of Lionsburg! Not to mention the most beautiful woman in the world!
Matthias: If you say so...
Carrie: Allan Dunkirk Blackshore! BROUGHT HOME ANOTHER POOR BASTARD YEH BEAT UP, THEN??? I SWEAR, ALLAN, ONE OF THESE DAYS, YER GOING TO LOSE YER OTHER EYE!
Agnes: Daddy!

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Patricius: Well, my dear, what about the blonde one?
Dragon: Such rage... I don't know if I've ever seen anything like that. I do believe an invitation is in order... you've done well... Patricius...
Patricius: Ari? You know I prefer you not to call me that.
Ari: Sorry, Dad.

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Allan: C'mon, Dan! Let me back in! I didn't get to try the new ale!
Matthias: I'm sorry, Allan.
Allan: What?
Matthias: I didn't mean to insult your traditions... and I didn't mean to lose my temper back there.
Allan: Hey, don't worry about it, I woulda done the same thing in your shoes... you got a place to stay, kid?
Matthias: Nah, but it looks like a nice night. I'll go camp just outside town.
Dan: Hey, Pat! Mind dropping the "mysterious stranger" act for a bit and help me clean up this mess?
Patricius: Just a moment, Daniel.